In December, I went out on a “date” with a woman–probably the most unnerving meet up I’ve ever experienced off of OkCupid.
I later came to call her the Energy Vampire.
Things got off to a good start. We met at her house, hugged, and she invited me in, offering to mix me a drink. At this rate, I was going to get laid in no time, I thought.
“You exude sexuality,” she told me. “Just look at the way you stand.” I leaned in to kiss her. She backed away.
“Whoa there! We’re just friends.” I was shocked. Most dating tips for men talk about how women put guys in the “friends zone” if they don’t make a move soon enough. Why was I getting put in the friends zone?
It’s because this woman was of a different breed. Some women put men in the friends zone because they’re not attracted to them. Other women are just tomboys and naturally gravitate toward men. This woman, as I was to discover, used the friend zone tactic to wield power over me.
No dating tips for men can instruct you on how to seduce the energy vampire. It’s best just to avoid them at all costs!
“Is this what you do with every woman you meet? Come over to their house and hook up with them?”
“Yes,” I told her, with a cocky grin.
Then she started giving me advice like she was my older sister. “You know, you really don’t need to do those sorts of things. Women will like you for who you are, no matter what. You just have to be yourself.”
After the lecture, she asked me my penis size. Talk about mixed messages. Did she want me, or not?
She was pushing me away when I got close, but right when I was ready to stray, she pulled me back in. This pattern went on all night, and in truth, her tactics were effectively seducing me.
I wanted her so bad that my dick hurt.
But I knew that I was stepping into a lion’s den if I pursued her. Sure, most women who they back away from a first advance will reciprocate later on in the evening when they know the guy better.
But this one had tricks up her sleeve.
She was already two steps ahead of me. I already had a painful attraction for her. I had to leave before she paralyzed me with her evil spider venom. Alas, her offer of a certain green herbal substance, something that I hadn’t had in a while, caused me to rationalize letting her drag me to a local club.
As I would later find out, this woman had a harem of men on their knees, willing to do whatever she told them to do. And if her tactics continue to work on me, I would become one of them.
Stay tuned for more dating tips for men, and the second part of this article next week.
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